Lightdash Tazer

$999,950.00

For research purposes only. Wink Wink. Generates 50,000 volts of pure data visualisation power. Side effects may include: involuntary muscle contractions, temporary amnesia regarding SQL syntax, and an overwhelming urge to rebuild your entire semantic layer from scratch. ⚡ DO NOT use on colleagues who question your dashboard design choices ⚡ DO NOT use during standup meetings (no matter how tempting) ⚡ ABSOLUTELY DO NOT use on people - Ilonna made us write this bit Legal dept says: "Any resemblance to actual law enforcement equipment is purely coincidental and we cannot be held liable for your poor life decisions." Batteries not included. Common sense also not included, apparently.

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